Privacy Policy
Effective October 11, 2026
The short version: this website tells you about our family's book. We don't ask who you are, we don't track you, and we don't show ads.
Information we collect
None. This site has no accounts, sign-ups, contact forms, comments, or newsletters, so there is no way for you to give us personal information here, and we don't gather it in the background.
Cookies, analytics and advertising
This site does not use cookies, analytics or visitor-counting services, advertising networks, or social media widgets. All of the page's fonts, images and scripts are served from this website itself, so loading the page does not contact any other company.
Website hosting
Like nearly every website, our hosting provider may keep short-term technical logs (such as IP address, browser type, and the page requested) to keep the site secure and running. We don't use these logs to identify, profile or track visitors, and we don't sell or share them.
Links to other websites
This site links to other websites. When you follow a link, that site's own privacy policy applies:
- Amazon, where the book is sold. Any purchase happens entirely on Amazon, and we receive no information about you from it.
- Must Be A Fox, the website of our illustrator, Anna Fox.
- Chompy Arcade, our family's free game website, which has its own privacy policy.
- Parker Business Services, which built and maintains this website.
Children's privacy
This is a children's book website meant for families. Because we don't collect personal information from anyone, we don't collect it from children under 13. If you believe a child has sent us personal information, please contact us and we will delete it.
California residents
We do not sell or share personal information, and we don't collect it in the first place.
Changes to this policy
If this policy changes, we'll post the updated version on this page and change the date at the top.
Questions
Parents, guardians and readers can contact us at [email protected].